If you’ve ever been to Japan… nah, scratch that, even if you haven’t been to Japan, chances are you’ve at one time or another been exposed to some lexicographical rape of the English language at the unwitting hands of our Japanese brethren. The results are sometimes puzzling, usually unintentional and always entertaining.
For this reason, I’ve included this section so that we remember to give thanks to the Japanese need to try again and again to make clever and catchy English phrases that just don’t make any f@#*ing sense!!
