Last night, me and Big Matt went to our newest, favorite bar in Nishijin called Wag Tabo, for a Halloween party. We somehow managed to eventually get back to my place and crash hard, waking up the next morning only to have soul-crushing hangovers which resulted in the following conversation, now appearing Center Stage in the Recently Heard box. Nothing I say could enhance how amazing it already is.
Recently Heard in Fukuma
Big Matt: Oh, man. I feel like a Big Bucket o’ Shit.
Me: I feel like I’m in a muppet movie… and all the muppets are crapping on me.
Big Matt: I feel like a giant jock strap.
Me: I feel like a million bucks. If it were being crapped on by muppets.