Take my advice or I’ll spank you without pants
Man, I have some weird twitch just above my left knee that’s been bothering me since yesterday. And by “bothering” I mean, “bothering the hell out of!!” Anybody have any tips for getting rid of weird twitches? So with Mother’s Day...
Boogers & Flies
I have learned a universal truth while in 4th period class today. Children all over the world, no matter their country, economic, ethnic, religious backgrounds or what gaming console they use, they all…. pick their nose and eat it. I mean, in the middle of class...
In need of a postcard alternative
I have a problem that I’m going to need your help on. A few weeks ago, we had a “Postcard Contest” wherein those who correctly answered a question would get a postcard straight from the bustling burg of Fukuma. Sadly, what I have come to understand...
Yes, child. I remember you…
Ahhhh, that did feel good. Lethargy got a hold of me a few weeks ago and instead of being the obtuse little incovenience he usually is, just came over and we hung out and played some video games and basically just enjoyed each other’s company for a while. I did,...
