Just when I think Fletcher can't get any weirder, he goes and eats a head of cabbage. Not in a salad, not cooked, not nothing. He just puts in a bowl and eats it like potato chips, occasionally dipping a piece in a dish of soy sauce. Weird. Man, has it chilled down...
And now, an original poem by Scott Piekarczyk: Daylight Saving, Daylight Saving, Daylight Saving Time... Oh, how I loathe you.
Well, well, well. Look at Mr. Pillar of the Community here. There was a recent flower festival in Fukuma and at the entrance to the huge flower garden the city had set up, they were planning on putting up a greeting sign. They wanted it to be bilingual though so they...
Well, thank God the mosquito plague seems to have finally abated. Now I have to clean the blood splatters off the walls from where I would dispatch rolled-up-newspaper-justice, causing my recently-drank life-nectar to explode from the abdomens of those cursed blood...
So, I've been a little sparse around here lately. I've just been busy. Not sure with what, just busy. Take a look at my calendar if you don't believe me. I mean, I look at this thing a couple times a day and every time I bring it up I sigh and shoot the rest of my...
It's Bunkasai (Culture Festival) time again. The school is decked out and ready for two days of festive....uh....well, festivities. However, I have to ask, what's wrong with this picture? What I don't get is, counting myself, there's a total of six English teachers in...
So you know how in 5 Years, when Björk said, "I'm so bored with cowards who say they want, and then they can't handle, love,"? I think she was on to something there. Mini Update Speaking of Björk, I have come across the best love song ever made, which is...
Hey, look who still updates his web site every now and then. Sorry for the lack of writing lately. It's crap like the following story that keep me busy and stressed out enough to neglect things here at the Flap. This is an actual telephone conversation and the...
I appear to have a pet spider living in my bathroom. As a card-carrying arachnophobe, this would normally creep me out. But on general principle, even though spiders put the fear of God into me for no good reason, I usually don't kill them unless absolutely necessary....